Ready to laugh?
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus.
How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
He has a black belt!
When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
Sandy Claus.
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
RUDE-olph, of course!